Funniest shit on earth
A Tribes 1 client demo — the server’s own packet stream as one player recorded it. The match record below was decoded out of that stream. Anything read off the filename instead is in its own box, and says so.
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Watch it
This plays the recording with the actual Tribes engine, compiled to WebAssembly — the same playDemo() path the game itself uses. The engine is about 7 MB; it then streams just the game data this recording touches from the archive, as it touches it. Every piece is cached and shared across the site, so a second demo on the same map costs almost nothing. Nothing is fetched until you press play.
Funniest_shit_on_earth.rec
Verified Tribes 1 demo. The engine's own bitstream reader walked all 3,007 server packets, 7,341 recorded inputs to the stream terminator — 100% of the file decoded, no desync.
- Map
- Ice Ridge (
IceRidge) - Server
- 5150's Competition East Server ATM OC-12
- Game version
- 1.11
- Mods loaded
- none — stock
baseonly - Recording length
- 3m 56s
- Datablocks pushed
- 395
- Said during the match
- 257 lines (chat and the server’s own event feed — counted, not republished; they play back inside the recording)
- Recorded by
- client id 2049 (the player whose machine made this recording)
Server info
5150 Competition East Server ATM OC-12 Admin: TheRedDread Email: [email redacted]
Blood Eagle 11
- BigDickDudley-pE
- CoNsT|Corvus
- Dr.Almondjoy
- Dr.B-Zotch
- Dr.SnickerS
- Gabriel
- GrayFox[JAMZ]
- Kaiser Sosae
- Menace
- ReZ|Grumpy
- Where my $ at?
Diamond Sword 13
- -bTk-SweetbabyJ
- <|>PapaSnuff<|>
- <|>Wonderdog<|>
- [-AF-R] Kevin
- AA|Sergei
- Bman-pE-
- const|ReticuluM
- diskmagnet
- God
- r33t llama
- SarcaStick
- Toast
- {DP}WiLd^DoG
Unassigned 3
- [aZ]-CroniK
- DeatH^PandA
- |5150|AdreNaLiNe
Contents — 1 file (inside the archive)
- Funniest_shit_on_earth.rec 1,196,539 B